garfieldildo:

have you ever used Tumblr live before?

yes, I regularly use Tumblr live

I use it sometimes, but not regularly

Used to, but not anymore

Have never used it

See Results

For the record, accidentally tapping on Tumblr live when it randomly appears every week does not count as using Tumblr live for the sake of this poll. This is only referring to purposeful use of the feature.

I’d appreciate it if people could share this for a larger sample size!

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hotvampireadjacent:

mlarayoukai:

hotvampireadjacent:

hotvampireadjacent:

Pokémon Community Forums

Pokémon Forums

pokemon offical forms are here.

it’s going how you’d expect

UPDATE:

they locked the pokemon forums at around 9:16 pm cst (judging by last post)

i wonder why

Latios and latias

CORRECT

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hotvampireadjacent:

mlarayoukai:

hotvampireadjacent:

hotvampireadjacent:

Pokémon Community Forums

Pokémon Forums

pokemon offical forms are here.

it’s going how you’d expect

UPDATE:

they locked the pokemon forums at around 9:16 pm cst (judging by last post)

i wonder why

Latios and latias

CORRECT

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bluelegobaby:

woodnrust:

God didn’t give me a dick cause he knew I’d be abusing that thang. Call me mourning wood the way I’d be fucking trees

Hello

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lychgate:

lychgate:

lychgate:

lychgate:

TIME TO THRASH FOR THE HOLIDAY

he does not have a license 

girl obi wan is thriving

Leave that gay little farm boy alone

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elucubrare:

woman hand hook car door

#feminism

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swarnpert:

animentality:

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alexaloraetheris:

e-the-village-cryptid:

purposeless-lovelydreams:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

vel0000vet:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

flipocrite:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

boopboopboopbadoop:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

jesin00:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

oceaneyes1834:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

oceaneyes1834:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

jasonfunderberkerthefrogexists:

oceaneyes1834:

andmakelovingyoumyburningbrand:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

buthowaminotdeadyet:

oceaneyes1834:

buthowaminotdeadyet:

oceaneyes1834:

buthowaminotdeadyet:

oceaneyes1834:

buthowaminotdeadyet:

oceaneyes1834:

Can someone please explain to me what evaporated milk is? Wouldn’t that just be gas by definition? I live in constant fear

no no it’s what left behind after the milk has been evaporated cuz only the water goes, not the other stuff

THERE’S WATER IN MILK?

WHAT DID YOU THINK THE LIQUID WAS?

IDK ISNT MILK ITS OWN LIQUID?

NO

IT’S MILK-STUFF MIXED WITH WATER

MILK STUFF? DOESNT IT JUST COME FROM THE COW’S TIT?

ITS LIKE TIT JUICE, THERE IS WATER IN JUICE AND THERE IS WATER IN MILK

It’s fat droplets suspended in water, with some nutrients and soforth dissolved in it. You know, like ranch dressing.

Evaporated milk is just dehydrated milk.

Obsessed with the user who assumed milk was its own element on the periodic table

As op I felt like I had to make this

Milk, the forbidden 119th element

the only question left is if it’s a metal, non-metal, or metalloid.

OP seems to have classified it as a special case of halfnium, reclassified as a lanthanide. This has fascinating implications for electron orbital geometry.

Anyway it’s a rare earth metal apparently.

Yes I definitely classified it intentionally and knew exactly what I was doing when I put it with the lanthanides because I am never wrong

MILK IS A RARE EARTH METAL

I thought so, I took one look at your classification and immediately thought “this is definitely someone with a deep understanding of how the periodic table works”

I’m glad that we have reached a consensus on the expected elemental properties of milk

I’d really like to know what @derinthescarletpescatarian’s thoughts are on milk’s electron orbital geometry

That would involve writing a crash course in how suborbitals work on a post about whether water (the primary ingredient in milk) is in milk and even for tumblr that’s going a bit far

no, it is absolutely not going too far

You guys always complain that you don’t get to learn stuff in normal ways and then you come asking for this

MILK IS SEVERAL COMPOUNDS PLEASE YALL ARE KILLING ME OVER HERE

We have a container of dry milk because in addition to a little fat and sugars, it contains proteins, which settle into the pores of nitrocellulose membranes, making sure analytical proteins (specific antibodies) don’t get trapped. We could just use casein (one of the proteins in milk), but milk is much cheaper and can also be found at Walmart.

No milk is a lanthanide keep up

lanthanide?

I think you mean lactanide

I will put lego in all of your shoes

A cube of milk with 3 inches of edge length can blow up the galaxy.

Our galaxy is actually the result of such an explosion, that’s why we call it the Milky Way

this is a unique sort of thread in which you’ll find two types of people exclusively: nerds and dumbasses

Enter OCEAN EYES and NOT DEAD YET, two of the king’s most quarrelsome stablehands.

OCEAN
May one explain what powdered milk doth be?
Is it not gas? I live in constant fear.

NOT DEAD
The water flees to air, the rest is left.
The dry debris then forms the powdered milk.

OCEAN
Thou sayest water doth reside in milk?

NOT DEAD
Pray tell what thou believ’st the liquid is?

OCEAN
Is milk not one pure substance in itself?

NOT DEAD
No; ‘tis only milk-stuff mixed with water.

OCEAN
Yet milk appears from living cows’ own tits!

NOT DEAD
‘Tis juice from tits, yet water still it holds.
If water be in juice, then ‘tis in milk.

Enter DERIN, the scarlet pescatarian.

DERIN
‘Tis drops of fat afloat in water,
As if ‘twas dressing for thy greens.
With water gone, the powdered milk remains.

A NOTE attached to an arrow, written by BURNING BRAND, flies through the window.

BURNING BRAND’S NOTE
Obsessed with he who foolishly believ’d
That milk is element of chemistry.

The NOTE crumbles to ash. BURNING BRAND is not seen again.

OCEAN
As he who instigated such a fight,
I felt that this creation was my duty.

OCEAN unrolls a scroll of parchment with a flourish.

OCEAN
Behold, ‘tis milk, one hundred and nineteen.

Enter JASON FUNDER BERKER, a frog.

JASON FUNDER BERKER
And yet the burning question still remains:
‘Tis metal, not, or somewhere in between?

JASON FUNDER BERKER does not wait to hear the answer, and exits.

DERIN
A lanthinide! A special case, I see.
How fascinating, geometrically. 
But let us leave atomic musings be.
For milk is a rare metal of our Earth.

OCEAN
Of course it is, for I am always right.
My choices are, of course, deliberate.

DERIN
I do not doubt thou speakest truth, my lord
Thy brilliant mind is utterly unmatch’d.
It seems that an agreement has been reach’d.

OCEAN
Of course; however, in sincerity
I wish to know thy scholar-driven thoughts.

DERIN
I fear ‘twould be beyond thy comprehension.
To teach to thee would take this much too far.

Exit OCEAN, in a huff. Enter JESIN, BOOP BOOP, FLIPOCRITE, VELVET, and LOVELY DREAMS, curious onlookers attracted to the scene.

JESIN
Do teach us, it would not take this too far!

DERIN
Ye all complain of learning strangely,
Then ask me baiting questions such as this!

BOOP BOOP
Thy gross ineptitude shall be my death!
Milk is formed of small component parts.
The fat, the sugars, proteins all combine
They seep through pores of membranes in this drink
Unpleasant compounds all are filter’d out.
All this obtained for small amounts of coin.

DERIN
No, milk is lanthanide, pray keep the pace.

FLIPOCRITE
The word thou mean’st is lactanide, I think.

DERIN
May sharpened pain-shaped stones fill up thy shoes
So that thou never know’st a moment’s peace.

VELVET
A cube of milk, three inches on each side
Could blow up the entire galaxy.

DERIN
Our galaxy was formed in such a fashion.
‘Tis why we gave it name of “Milky Way.”

LOVELY DREAMS
Thus ends our entertainment for the night
Here fools and pompous scholars come to fight.

Exuent, pursued by a cow.

(Shakespearean adaptation format inspired by @mortimermcmirestinks​ in this post)

Youpeople have no right to be this funny on my dash so early in the morning

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meateaterangel:

meateaterangel:

Sometimes God has the audacity and you know what. Thats ok ill let him have his fun this time- but next time she starts a funky little global panic im calling it quits.

just noticed I accidentally referred to God as both he and she. Almighty has the audacity to come out as he/she pronouns to me via my own text post and you know what. Thats ok you go big malewifegirlboss in the sky.

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lovinglystar:

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alexseanchai:

ravingsockmonkey:

furrypost-generator:

furrypost-generator:

bitches be sucking farts there

Found the source of the infographic that explains how the results were obtained!

there’s sixteen Colorado counties that their most searched was “wolf furry”, plus thirty-odd counties (not counting either Arapahoe or any of the ones marked here as “Insufficient Data”) which may well have had plenty of searches for “wolf furry”, just fewer than for whatever they’re labeled here

and “skunk furry” searches in Arapahoe County outnumbered “wolf furry” searches in the entire state of Colorado

something tells me Skunks Georg

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definitely-not-lordenglish:

definitely-not-lordenglish:

definitely-not-lordenglish:

definitely-not-lordenglish:

definitely-not-lordenglish:

Starting a collection

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sharkboyrostrum:

Fruit bat noises, apparently. If you care

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jambos6:

kieradoe:

gameraboy2:

Dolly Parton in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)

@saint-megatron “Joelene looks like gaara from Naruto” is a hot take I was not prepared for

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whalepunk:

poetrylesbian:

they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

Impressive to me that no one said the same thing twice

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